*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
The only nail polish for me
When you say something smart and people are shocked
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.